An awkward conversation with your ex about his new American boyfriend.
(Dialogue from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
Meet Danny Nickerson. He’s a little 5 year old boy from Massachusetts. While most kids his age would want super action heroes or games, Danny just wants birthday cards. From anyone. Even you.
Danny has inoperable brain cancer. He will turn 6 on July 25th. His parents say he gets lonely from time to time and loves to get cards. Let’s all show him some love!
To mail Danny a card:
P.O. Box 212 Foxboro, MA 02035
I don’t have many followers so please reblog this. His birthday is soon and all he wants is birthday cards. Please, please share this around. I’m mailing mine out tomorrow. And I’m sure he won’t care if the cards get there a little after his birthday (July 25th). Just send one please. Let him know he’s important.
Working on mine tonight!
#bless everything in this scenne#Bucky is FUCKED. UP.#like previously mentally and physically beat to all hell#can barely walk when steve pulls him off the table#had about a short conversation’s length of time to recover his motor skills and functions#and gets on that rickety plank of a bridge over a sea of goddamn fire no question#so determined#because steve’s at his back#(LOOKING CONCERNED AS A MOTHER BEAR FOR THE RECORD GOD BLESS YOU STEVEN)#like that’s enough for him#for both of them#fuck you#fuck me#Captain America#bury me with their relationship (via jellicle-ball)
The Winter Soldier + knife flips
bucky and steve getting super into instagram becuase wOW TAKING PICTURES INSTANTLY WHENEVER THEY WANT THIS IS REALLY GREAT GOD BLESS TECHNOLOGY
they use it all the time and mostly take dumb selfies of themselves around DC, “at a nationals game #teddylostagain”, a picture of steve’s ass bucky tagged #captainassmerica, going thorugh the FDR and MLK memorials, or a picture of them kissing in the national mall (most of their pictures have their heads touching and smiling)
then one day they make a video of them running past sam on a morning run yelling ON YOUR LEFT and it goes viral and everyone is making vidoes scaring people by yelling ON YOUR LEFT and one day sam is in their apartment for dinner and sneaks up on steve and yells ON YOUR LEFT and steve jumps four feet and nearly decks him and bucky is laughing so hard recording it
bucky gropes steve while he’s washing dishes and mumbles to him on your left
thor is standing next to tony and realizes he is to tony’s left! so he announces, “friend i am on your left!” thor loves midgardian jokes!
natasha droPS FROM THE CEILING OF THEIR APARTMENT YELLING ON YOUR LEFT AND STEVE AND BUCKY JUMP SO HIGH NO ONE KNOWS HOW SHE DID IT NO ONE CAN BEAT HER IN PRANKS
imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe
Imagine Bucky being really self-conscious about his arm until one day a little boy with an artificial leg runs up to him saying that they match.
#i have a lot of feelings about bucky aggressively rejecting that he’s actually a good guy #i don’t care that i used to be best friends with captain america #i’m not an all-round nice guy stop saying that guys #i’m really kind of mysterious and morally ambiguous #and then some little kid comes up and says something like this to him #and bucky falls to his knees like oh god we do match don’t we #that’s so cool pal #we’re the coolest kids pal #we’re both friends with captain america you know that right #steve loves you #and i love you #and everyone looks at him knowingly while he’s like shut up i’m morally ambiguous
important things to remember:
- cops are evil
- depression doesn’t have to have an outward cause to be valid
- you shouldn’t have to work in order to be considered worthwhile to live
- the thing that you’re good at, you’re gonna be shit at for a while until you’re good at it
- your perception of your own beauty and worth is heavily influenced by racist, cisnormative, male-gaze perspectives that you’ve grown up with your whole life and that’s not your fault
- ages 11 thru 15 were hell for most everyone and whatever baggage you’ve taken with you after that is completely valid
- you deserve to see yourself represented in shows and movies all the time and not as a random occurance
- black is always the right color to wear