There’s the “I believe in Jesus” Christian and then there’s the “Dinosaurs never existed and Pokemon is evil” Christians.
as an “i believe in jesus” christian i can confirm this
as a daughter of a “pokemons are evil” christian I can confirm this
omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND
today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
how do you get detention in drama
long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident
how do you kick a ceiling
have you ever been in a drama class
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
It’s not about women acting like men… It’s about women acting like women and being successful.
#i have so so so so so so so so many problems with tumblr’s view of zooey deschanel#claiming she’s a manic pixie dream girl#a) real people cannot be manic pixie dream girls they’re people#b) she’s not a manic pixie dream girl as jess either she’s just feminine and likes baking and sweets and dresses and being pretty#i saw one post that called her ‘the wrong kind of weird the kind everyone likes’#but jess isn’t portrayed as some cute perfect woman that all three guys in the loft are chasing after#none of the guys she meets find her attractive because of her quirks and the only person with who it matters#is another teacher with similar quirks#so what if her kind of weird is having pretty eyeslashes and dresses and singing all the time#so what if she expresses herself in an incredibly feminine way#why does that make you want to belittle her #why does that make you so angry#tl;dr FUCK you if you’re against zooey deschanel because she’s too feminine to represent you#fuck you if you have a problem with her because she’s too individual instead of a blank state you can copy yourself on#this is why zooey’s femininity is considered weird#because femininity is burned at the stake for being too pretty
how I justify all of my behavior tbh
Sherlock + Oh for God’s sake
"This is Coy Mathis, a transgender 6 year old living in Colorado. It just so happens that my brother is in her class at Eagleside Elementary School in Fountain, Colorado. When I asked my brother how he felt about Coy he said, “She’s got really cool hair and we play on the slides at recess.” I asked what he thought about Coy’s decision to be a girl and he said, “She is a girl. She just got the wrong body on accident.” How is a 6 year old more understanding and accepting of her than many of the adults at Eagleside Elementary?"
-Courtney (via Have A Gay Day)
It drives me up the wall when adults discriminate against LGBTQIAP+ children, ESPECIALLY trans and non-binary children, and excuse it with “well my child would be confused.”
No, children are still learning about the world every day. They can learn about ALL genders and gender expressions and experiences so easily because they have much less transphobia to unlearn first.
Children can get it. Children can understand. And Adults need to stop using children to mask their own ignorance.
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit